Short Jokes to Send SMS

Person 1 : I have the perfect son. 
Person 2: Does he smoke? 
Person 1: No, he doesn't. 
Person 2: Does he drink whiskey? 
Person 1: No, he doesn't. 
Person 2: Does he ever come home late? 
Person 1: No, he doesn't. 
Person 2: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? 
Person 1: He will be six months old next Wednesday.


Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. 
Boy: What are the two things? 
Girl: Your feet. 


A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.
Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!"
The cat ran away.
"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse.
"Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language." 
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